I suspect the cleaning lady at the hotel cracked open my Oreos UPDATE: You’re Welcome..?

"XJDano" (xjdano)
03/21/2019 at 15:00 • Filed to: hotelopnik

When I got to the hotel for lunch (pizza rolls, Mac & cheese add water and microwave cups, and an asiago cheese bagel) there was this note. I had left the mouse trap on top of the Oreo container, so she mush have taken one yesterday and one today by the looks of it

So, I guess she’s welcome for me not complaining to the manager and stuff. It’s not worth all that, but the principle of it all. Oh well.

I asked my coworker and he denied it, so there is only one thing to do. I guess they didn’t realize there is a tamper proof indicators for this reason, or I may have been poisoned.

Also....

The hotel has thin walls, Sunday evening the dude in the room next door was snoring loud enough to hear. So I picked up the phone, called room number, snoring stopped, and I hung up.

DISCUSSION (29)

Cash Rewards > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 08:27

Ewww, double stuff are wrong

Nibby > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 08:29

i stole some sorry

Tekamul > Cash Rewards
03/21/2019 at 08:36

Kinja'd!!!

Here you go. 12 pounds of just the stuf, because that’s what it’s really about

Montalvo > Cash Rewards
03/21/2019 at 08:37

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 08:37

Maybe she licked just the cream and put it back.

Boxer_4 > Cash Rewards
03/21/2019 at 08:38

Kinja'd!!!

I agree, it needs to be a triple double.

Cash Rewards > Tekamul
03/21/2019 at 08:50

Is that just creme? Ugh. Need more cookies!

Cash Rewards > Boxer_4
03/21/2019 at 08:51

Huh. Instead of twice the creme to cookie ratio, that's only 1.5 plus chocolate. I am intrigued.

Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street. > Cash Rewards
03/21/2019 at 10:45

Put creme in bowl.

Put cookies in another bowl.

Eat chips and salsa style.

Cash Rewards > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
03/21/2019 at 11:09

Hmmm...this intrigues me

razorbeamteam > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 11:39

Savage move with the phone there. I am truly impressed.

HammerheadFistpunch > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 15:04

who takes a customer’ s food? That’ s not even a little cool.

CalzoneGolem > Cash Rewards
03/21/2019 at 15:07

There needs to be like a 1/2 stuffed. Lightly stuffed? Something.

vicali > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 15:08

Too Funny!

You’re Fired!

Kinja'd!!!

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
03/21/2019 at 15:11

this sounds like an amazing idea

Merfthemadmauler > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 15:19

Was it chased with the free state beer? That’s one I’ve never tried or even seen. Had to google it.

shop-teacher > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 15:21

Ballsy.

Svend > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 15:23

I’ve never been an Oreo pers on, even though I’ve been tem pted to try some of the new stuff.

Oreo creme eggs, Easter eggs, chocolate bars, ice cream, ice cream snacks, donuts, yo g urts and biscuits.

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Demon-Xanth knows how to operate a street.
03/21/2019 at 15:28

Oh man, this sounds perfect.

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 15:37

What was the intent behind the oreo on the mousetrap? Just to see if anyone takes it?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 15:42

Double stuff? How can one resist?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > XJDano
03/21/2019 at 15:49

I’m on your side. Who gives a shit about a cookie itself, but it’s YOUR cookie. Shouldn’t be touching your crap. This is why I leave the DND thing on the door the entire time I lodge -- also helps I never stay more than a day or two I guess...